Welcome to Djbouti
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Welcome to Djibouti

This webpage is dedicated to Djibouti. You will find here everything you'd ever want to know about Djibouti and alot of things you don't.

Note to Djibouti model Delegations:

So, you're the poor schmuck stuck with representing a no-name country like Djibouti at the prestigious SK Model UN. Have no fear, Djibouti is more than just a tiny insignificant country in the middle of Africa. Well, okay, maybe it is just a tiny insignificant nation in the middle of Africa. But that doesn't mean you can't have any fun. One of the advantages to representing Djibouti (as opposed to other countries like Tuvalu and Timbucktu) is that Djibouti lends itself to many interesting puns. So if you ever get up to speak and suddenly realize that Djibouti doesn't have a policy on Peace in the Middle East, you can spend your allotted speaking time entertaining the other delegates. It won't win you a Best Delegate Award, but that doesn't matter. You're Djibouti! And if the chair doesn't like that, well, he can just kiss Djibouti.

 

 

President Yoko "the hat" Lambudi would like to officially welcome you to the Djibouti homepage.

"I love Djibouti!"

  

Since the Middle Ages, Djibouti has been ruled by a royal family of yaks. President Yoko, known as The Hat by his citizens continues to uphold that proud tradition.

Because Djibouti is so small, it has the world's largest military. It has in it's posession, 3 trident submarines , 4 missile facilities containing 8,000 warheads, and a 3 billion dollar chemical weapons facility.

 

General Joe Booty is the commanding officer in Djibouti's armed forces.

He is the real reason people respect Djibouti.

"I'm gonna kick Djibouti!"

 

Facts about Djibouti
Capital: Djibouti (city)
Area: 8,410 sq mi (21,783 sq km)
Elevation: Highest:
Mousaalli --
6768 ft above sea level

Lowest:
Lake Assal --
509 ft below sea level
Population: 368,000 people (74% urban)
Population ratio: 1.11 Males/1 Female
Religion: 94% Islam, 6% Christian, .0000001% Djibuddist
Chief Products: Hides & Skins
Flag:
Money: Basic Unit: Djibouti Franc
Un-employment Rate: 40 - 50%
Chief Narcotic: Khat -- a leaf which produces feelings of well being when chewed. Workers spend about 50% of their income on this.
Industry: Two (2) soft drink production facilties
Favorite Night Club: Djibouti Dance Phunkout Zone:
Pronunciation: Dijbouti: Ja-boo-tay
Length of:
Roads --
  • 2890 km --
  • 364 km paved
  • 2526 km unpaved

    • Railroads --
    97 km
    Airports: 11 airports, 2 having paved runways
    Telphones: 7,200 phones, with adequate telephone lines
    GDP: $120 million
    Per Capita GDP: $1200
    International Debt: $276 million
    Military Expenditures: $26 million
    Number of Televisions: 17,000 televisions
    Number of Television Stations: 0 1
    Official Name: The Republic of Djibouti
    Land use:
    • Arable Land -- NA%
    • Permanent Crops -- NA%
    • Permanent Pastures -- 9%
    • Forests and woodland -- 0%
    • Other -- 91%
    People of Djibouti: Adjective: Djiboutanian(s)

    We hope you enjoyed your stay in

    Djibouti

    . Thank you, come again.

    Take me back to the Index before I go blind and insane!